in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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