And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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