You made me cry and you don't even care
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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