I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Your dad touched me again.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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Have fun and good luck.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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