mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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