Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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