I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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