Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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