you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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