no. you can't hotbox the world.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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