I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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