im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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