the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
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come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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