I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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