one two three fourrrrnication!
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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