O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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