How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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