I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
zippers are such a cool invention
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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