Best friends brother. Beat that.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
That reminds me...we need to get swords
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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