That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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