i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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