i think i have herpe
just one?
he was CRYING into my vagina
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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