Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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