I wish I only lived at night.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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