I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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