we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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