Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The best revenge is premature balding
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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