I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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