walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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