You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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