It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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