You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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