I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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