i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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