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I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind

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(773): I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind http://tfl.nu/hlcm

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Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.

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(585): Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories. http://tfl.nu/56hq

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The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.

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(256): The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing. http://tfl.nu/qyj9

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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.

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I guess we all know what he was cookin.

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(850): So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines. (850): I guess we all know what he was cookin. http://tfl.nu/lvcl

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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.

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(732): I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college. http://tfl.nu/q6b4

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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.

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(612): I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius. http://tfl.nu/9tta

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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.

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(612): Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls. http://tfl.nu/jpdx

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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?

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(828): Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober? http://tfl.nu/zgqd

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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back

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I resent that

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(989): If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back (906): I resent that http://tfl.nu/qneu

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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire

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(818): I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire http://tfl.nu/rfl8

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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon

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(937): We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon http://tfl.nu/2kt0

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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?

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(802): laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke? http://tfl.nu/5pf6

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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won

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(774): Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won http://tfl.nu/tslf

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Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives

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(501): Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives http://tfl.nu/b213

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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.

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So... He's a barber?

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No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?

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(847): He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part. (312): So... He's a barber? (847): No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it? http://tfl.nu/hrcs

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