oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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