Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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