Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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