Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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