lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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