Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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