going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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