Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
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So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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