doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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