I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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