I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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