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so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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