So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
one might say we're banned from that church
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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