YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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