I seem to have left my pride at pride
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
40s are totally the cure
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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